I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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