If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
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