Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
I just referred to our excessive fireball consumption as a team building exercise and everyone in group text agreed.
We're not alcoholics, we're a god damn team.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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