Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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