Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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