Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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