Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Randomize
