NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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