real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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