Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
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