And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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