we're chasing vodka with high fives
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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