That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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