Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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