she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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