We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Can you repeat that, but with context?
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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