I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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