time to smoke my breakfast
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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