come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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