I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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