We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
Randomize
