i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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