if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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