I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
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