Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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