i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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