yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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