You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
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