i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
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