I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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