Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
her facebook's as public as her vagina
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
so much tequila, so little girl.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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