420 ftw
OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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