So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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