he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
Randomize
