So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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