Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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