I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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