I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
Randomize
