and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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