so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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