Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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