I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
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