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(303): View more from Colorado

i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness

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(317): View more from Indiana

One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..

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(734): View more from Michigan

Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..

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(214): View more from Texas

It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.

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(901): View more from Tennessee

Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.

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(720): View more from Colorado

So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.

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(419): View more from Ohio

I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.

(516): View more from New York

Welcome to my everyday.

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