when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
you mean i was at the winter classic?
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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