I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
Drunk
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Fucaerrrrr
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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