mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
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