I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
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