Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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