i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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