That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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