That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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