No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
Randomize