i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
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