piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Let's paint friendship bongs
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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