im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
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