As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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